The most aggravating feeling in the world is having the desire to slice yourself to peices, and at the same time, not being able to find a weapon decent enough to do the damage.
Last night I used scissors.

Utility knives have always been my favorite tool and always will be. I had planned on spending my last $7.�� on a 5-piece set of utility knives, but my hunger to become morbidly full prevented me.

I hate scissors. They don't slice, they gouge. So I'm left with scars, but there was hardly any blood. That was a first. As always, I wasn't human enough to feel pain. Not this time. Not ever.

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